Nintendo responded to the recent issues of flying wiimotes with...get this... "Hold the Wii Remote firmly and do not let go."
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{gasp}{cough}
{wheeze}AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{gasp}
{cough}{wheeze}HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! XD Oh, man, this is the biggest "duh" comment I've seen in a while.......but ranks up there with the whole "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" quote of quotable quotes. Honestly, people....Nintendo should be trying to make even more money selling uber-straps with different colors and with a not so easily breakable holder (hmmmmm........thinking about it.....maybe WE should be selling that! Shit! {points to viewer} Copyright pending! [bonus points to whoever can figure what Simpson reference this is to]).