What kind of perverse madness is THIS??!

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Micheal Bay has recently seen it fit to revive an old series known by many of us as Transformers into the movie form.....but in the same scheme as Street Fighter II the movie and House of the Dead or any other Uwe Boll movies. WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING/SMOKING when they gone through this???!!!!! This is the shittiest looking CG-crazy movie I've seen since "I, Robot" and I'm beyond pissed off that they would DARE make Transformers into this mockery.

When I watched the teaser trailer at
http://www.transformersmovie.com/
the only thing going through my head was, "This isn't fucking Transformers, it's Independence Day with Robots!" What happened to fighting in disguise? Hell, what happened to keeping their war hidden from the natives??!!! This is a travesty of a movie from the presentation of the trailer to how the transformers themselves look (like plexi-glass Lego Bionicles with lots of sharp edges) and how human-centered the narrative is.

This is just....ARRRRRRRRGH. See for it yourself. Then join me in boycotting this abomination of cherished memories when it comes out.

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GarbledOne:

Don't worry, just wait a few more years. They'll find every single one of your childhood memories then rape them till they're dry.